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Starbucks

 Cliff Bars

Weight Lifting

Packing

Driving 

Parenting

OH MY!

Starbucks

 Cliff Bars

Weight Lifting

Packing

Driving

Parenting

OH MY!

Today some twat totally called me an " F-ing Mexican" and did the Hitler salute while leaning out his car window to make sure I saw him while driving past me?

I was driving the speed limit and when he started honking at me I smiled & waved - apparently he doesn't like brunets? It was absolutely hilarious so I laughed. He obviously has some serious mental issues / emotional issues. 

I cant sleep... I just keep thinking about random things like:

• Dijon Mustard - disgusting why is it in my fridge?
• Old window frames - how do I obtain one?
• Invisiline clearly isn't invisible  
• People with "sharpie eye brows" - Do you seriously use a sharpie?
• Who painted half of Ellie's Big toe Red & where was I when this happened?
• Plastic bottles will out live me - freaky thought
• Lisps are disgusting -I developed one while wearing my retainer, basically I gross my self out
• Diane Rehm talks so slow! But I LOVE her show! ( for all you losers out there Tune into NPR some time)
• What should Ellie be for Halloween?  
• No body ever sticks a penny in their penny loafers
• Why don't I ever hear the alarm clock.. seriously?
• Why don't I stop blogging and go to bed?
• Dust mites love your mascara!
• You can't kill a virus it ISN'T a living organism - misleading cleaning products 
• This chick totally looks like a lizard 
• It must suck to be a bug